i showed u my horns pls respond

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 06/14/2020 at 20:28 • Filed to: None

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This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 20:32

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 20:33

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I wish I'd taken this not in my driveway. The background ruins it.

Just Jeepin' > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 20:41

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Brickman > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 20:47

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Made this towncar back in 2014

Nom De Plume > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/14/2020 at 20:57

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You should’ve dragged up the 4th of July photo with fireworks lighting the hood and ornament.

SiennaMan > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/14/2020 at 21:08

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This pic would be brilliant with some countryside or mountains in the background..

fhrblig > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 21:15

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I see that and raise you a picture of a (Joe) Horn on the horn.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 21:28

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I love it!!!

XJDano > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 21:45

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Horns

Actually not as loud as I thought they’d be.

sony1492 > Your boy, BJR 06/14/2020 at 22:12

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This is the true spirit of Chrysler

Your boy, BJR > sony1492 06/14/2020 at 22:14

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Chrysler: grab life by the horns.

...wait

facw > fhrblig 06/14/2020 at 22:20

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Hope he’s talking to his lawyers about the whole healthcare fraud thing.

fhrblig > facw 06/14/2020 at 22:34

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WOW. Somehow I missed all of that.  He pled guilty too.  And Clinton Portis was also charged in the same case! How did I miss all of this?

facw > fhrblig 06/14/2020 at 22:41

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Yep lots of people involved. The recently murdered Reche Caldwell as well, though I guess his untimely demise gets him off the hook.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Your boy, BJR 06/15/2020 at 00:27

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Needs more pink and ranch background, but otherwise brilliant. Is it loud on the highway?

Your boy, BJR > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/15/2020 at 00:38

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Not even a little bit, which I’m kinda shocked about.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Your boy, BJR 06/15/2020 at 00:42

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Maybe it acts as an air deflector. Probably saves you some rock chips too. The horns also help in parallel parking by marking the front of your car. And also no one is going to back into you. I love it!

How did you mount them?

Your boy, BJR > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/15/2020 at 00:50

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Removed and disassembled the fascia, ran 4 long, thicc exterior construction grade screws from the bottom up into the wood center of the horns. Also put the fattest washers I could find between the screws and the interior of the fascia so bumps, vibrations don’t cause the screws to tear the plastic. (The screws actually poke all the way throug the wood center in between the decorative twine, but I hammered the tips to give them a bit of a flange/get them to be flush with the twine.

As for the air deflector, I can’t say for sure, but it does work good at distracting the cops from my lack of front plate. I’ve had several roll up to me and give me props for the horns saying things such as “I dig your style, man” to “nice horns! Something different.” All the whole never mentioning the lack of front plate (something I would get pulled over for once a month or so)

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Your boy, BJR 06/15/2020 at 00:53

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The 300 isn’t too bad for a plate mount, but it might make the front look a little busy. Can you not keep it on the dashboard facing forwards? I’ve never lived in a front plate state.

So you were committed to the style. Good! It takes some guys to drill through the front of a perfectly fine and newish car to attach a controversial statement to the front. That statement would be, “I do me and I don’t care what you think, but I also have good taste." You put any rubber shims or something on the outside? Might protect the paint and keep it right over time.

Your boy, BJR > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/15/2020 at 01:03

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Nah. A new front fascia is like $150, a local body shop I talked to before this will only charge like $200 to paint the fascia, and I can swap em out on my own. If I ever decide I absolutely hate it that’s only a few hundred bucks to correct . And as for the rubber shims...well I already drilled holes in the fuckin’ thing, who cares if the paint under the horns get scratched up at this point. The car has a couple dings/chips already. Not too worried about it. It’s a daily driver example of a common car anyway. I love the styling of it but that’s because it looks like a modern interpretation of a ‘60s landyacht. It doesn’t take itself too seriously and is a fun looking car. My addition of bull horns only enhance the land yacht caricature.

Your boy, BJR > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/15/2020 at 01:05

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As for the front plate thing...nah I don’t wanna display that in my windshield. I did it in the past with other cars and it just looked stupider, got more attention from cops (blocking my view AND not putting a front plate on?!)...whenever I get a new car these days I just toss the front plate under the spare in the trunk and forget about it until it’s time to get rid of the car.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Your boy, BJR 06/15/2020 at 01:06

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I do think it is fitting. Been a pleasure but bed is calling my name.

Goggles Pizzano > Your boy, BJR 06/26/2020 at 01:50

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As amazing as this is , I trust proceeds will go toward the bottle of Talisker before it’s sold....